I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You can't just leave with hair like that
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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