It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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