Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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