What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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