I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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