if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
no. you can't hotbox the world.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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