just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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