you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Farmville is her only friend.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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