if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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