I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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