You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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