his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
