I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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