She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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