Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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