After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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