i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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