I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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