i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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