i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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