Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it hurts more in the daytime
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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