Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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