Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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