nut hugger
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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