There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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