I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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