I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
They took my balls.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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