bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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