3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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