in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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