it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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