I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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