Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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