i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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