Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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