Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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