We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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