took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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