I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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