I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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