Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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