he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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