I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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