i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
3pm strippers are depressing
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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