Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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