god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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