On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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