What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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