And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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