You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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