if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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