I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
this hospital has no fireball
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Randomize
